3,213 Things You Can Carry, Haul Or Tow With The 2013 Ram 1500Enlarge Photo
Seven hundred fifty Pop-Tarts in a small U-Haul trailer. We now realize we need some way to pay for a pickup of our own. We're thinking a half-ton of toaster pastries--the real ones, not that off-brand crap--plus trailer weight and a few hundred jam-band enthusiasts at the next summer music festival ought to do it. It's simple math: Pop-Tarts + hippies+Dave Matthews Band=PROFIT.