We have yet to meet anyone who appreciates Burger King's recent ad campaigns. The creepy King, those crappy video games: they inspire terror, rage, and confusion, but never a desire for burgers. So it's not surprising that we feel kinda sorry for NASCAR star Tony Stewart, who's lately become a pawn for the King (see what we did there?). For his upcoming polygraph stunt, we're tempted to send Tony some questions, like, "How much are they paying you?", "No, seriously, how much?", and "Are BK's burger patties really made from earthworms?" Because we really need to understand. [TruthAboutTony]
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