HUMMERs And Handguns -- Now Under One Roof

Sadly, this hasn't been HUMMER's year. The brand was already known as the poster child for gas guzzlers; now it's being bought by a company in China (with final details expected this week), and sales on the lots have tanked. So what's a HUMMER dealer to do? Expand operations, of course. Branch out. Maybe use a portion of his/her dealership to sell guns and ammo like Jim Lynch of Chesterfield Missouri. Sounds like a win-win for the brand's sporty demographic. And hey -- aren't most of those guns made in China, too? [Freep]