Even in these green, economically troubled times, the Chevrolet Suburban has at least one fan: Mary Cheney, politico and daughter of "former" vice president Dick Cheney. A new book by Ronald Kessler claims Cheney demanded that her Secret Service detail chauffeur her around town, and she was particularly envious of the spankin' new Suburban allotted to her sister, Elizabeth. Says Cheney of the book's allegations: "These stories are simply not true, and I have nothing but the utmost respect for the men and women of the Secret Service." Okay, but what about the lust in your heart for Suburbans? [NYPost]
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