Live in the U.K.? Need a phone to keep up with your rugged, manly lifestyle, full of sheep-herding, alligator-wrestling, and whiskey-soaked nights of mumbletypeg? Well, Land Rover has just the ticket: the S1 mobile phone. Apparently it's resistant to shock, dust, and dirt, and it can deal with being up to one full meter underwater for 30 minutes. That could come in handy next time you're digging up mummies in a peat bog--which the blond at the bar told us you're doing next week. [LandRoverPhone via AutoExpress]
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