Love your GPS, but wish its voice were more aggressive? Want someone to articulate your inner "D'oh!" every time you miss an offramp? Clearly, you're in need of the Homer Simpson voice add-on from TomTom. It may not be capable of singing along with the radio in grand Homer style--which would be awesome--but maybe it'll throw out a "Why you little!" every time somebody cuts you off. [TomTom via AutoMotto]
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