At the drive-through
Driving under the influence of booze and/or dope is an awful, dangerous thing. However, we're not entirely sure about the Pima County Sheriff's Department's plan to embed deputies at fast-food joints so they can arrest slurring drivers. And we're even less sure about the project's name: Operation Would U Like Fries (aka Operation WULF). Apparently, being around all that junk food has made the deputies high-fructose corny.