With all the GM gossip and the Mustang hullabaloo and the not-so-shocking news that greenhouse gases are dangerous, there's a lot to talk about right now. And we could go that route...but c'mon--it's Friday, and totally we're feeling it.
Seriously, which would you rather do: read a press release crowing that Ford now surpasses Honda in initial quality, or watch a minute-long, vaguely hilarious video? Yeah, we figured. And so, without further ado, we present this parody of Hyundai's much-discussed (and much-imitated) Assurance initiative. Technically, that program guarantees customers the right to return their Hyundai if they lose their job, but it's surely just a matter of time before the automaker offers much, much more. Besides, you know how customers can be: give 'em an inch, and they'll take a mile.
(Quick word of warning: there's some NSFW language toward the end. The profane-averse should click to something else now. Everyone else, lower the volume and rock the cubicle.)