Imagine my horror when I found this video, the product of "Gas Unit and MC Esher," a three-minute white-rap ode to $4-a-gallon gas. I did not want to get "humped at the pump" at 1 a.m., but there I was, transfixed by Burger King crowns (who's the king, baby?) and the ability of two former frat guys to link Halle Berry to Halliburton.
It has subtitles in case you don't want to let anyone hear you watching this hot Eminem-mess. Definitely work-safe, but maybe toxic to your iTunes library: