We’re kind of wondering, after reading the Associated Press’ account of a possible dust-up between Keanu Reeves and the paparazzi, if all those slo-mo moves in The Matrix were just special effects and not Reeves’ superior acting skills. Surely, if they were real, Reeves would have avoided an L.A. photographer who tried to grab on to the actor’s Porsche on Monday evening and fell to the ground, allegedly injured by alleged actor Reeves. Officers were called to the scene, and the actor was unhurt, but the lensman went to the hospital, the AP reports. Reeves' mouthpiece said the interaction "appears to have been brought on more by the actions of the paparazzo than by the actions of Mr. Reeves." We’re sure this will all be over in three years, for an undivulged sum. The inevitable lawsuit, not Reeves’ career.
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