Ford carved a Galaxy minivan out of ice, which gave us such a craving for whiskey. Just like every day.
What do you mean? Of course they wouldn't talk to us.
We almost typed in "girls," but caught ourself in a rare moment of forward thinking.
MINI spun its own house beat via the hands of Detroiter DJ Paige.
Speaking of that, here's MINI's big ball. A sentence full of lewd oxymorons, no?
Rhinestone reverse cowgirl? Let's just say Paris Hilton has this one down cold.
First it was taking over GM - now Toyota has its own CIA and is thinking of setting its sights on, oh, Bulgaria.