Jokes at MG’s Expense!

July 13, 2006
The announcement by Nanjing Automotive Group that it will build MG-branded cars in Oklahoma, as well as in China and the infamous Rover assembly plant in Longbridge, U.K., sent me to the Internet. MG is one of those brands, like Yugo and MG’s sister brand Rover, that has inspired jokes over the years. Here are a few:

A blonde pushes her MG into a gas station and tells the mechanic, “It just quit on me!” He tells her to pop the hood.
The blond asks, “What’s the story?”
“Just crap in the carburetor,” he replies.
“How often do I have to do that?” she asks.

What do you call the shock absorbers inside an MG?
Passengers.

Two guys in an MG were arrested last night in London following a push-by shooting incident.

The new MG has an airbag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.

A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a petrol cap for my MG." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."

How can you get an MG to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.

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