A blonde pushes her MG into a gas station and tells the mechanic, “It just quit on me!” He tells her to pop the hood.
The blond asks, “What’s the story?”
“Just crap in the carburetor,” he replies.
“How often do I have to do that?” she asks.
What do you call the shock absorbers inside an MG?
Two guys in an MG were arrested last night in London following a push-by shooting incident.
The new MG has an airbag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a petrol cap for my MG." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
How can you get an MG to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.