Madden Goes Nuts with Mobile Home

John Madden doesn’t like to fly. This much you already know if you have any sports pulse in your veins. What you may not know is the Big M has himself a new conversion coach just in time for his switch to NBC this fall and his induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in the fall. The new Maddenmobile is a 2006 MCI E4500 and comes better outfitted that most of the McMansions they’re building two streets over from you: it has granite countertops, a steam shower in the master bath and a TracVision satellite TV system so Madden can watch Lifetime reruns of The Nanny as his driver nods off on the way to Kansas City. FYI, Madden logs nearly 100,000 miles a year on the Interstates, making him at least an honorary staffer of TheCarConnection, if not the mileage champion.