John Madden doesn’t like to fly. This much you already know if you have any sports pulse in your veins. What you may not know is the Big M has himself a new conversion coach just in time for his switch to NBC this fall and his induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in the fall. The new Maddenmobile is a 2006 MCI E4500 and comes better outfitted that most of the McMansions they’re building two streets over from you: it has granite countertops, a steam shower in the master bath and a TracVision satellite TV system so Madden can watch Lifetime reruns of The Nanny as his driver nods off on the way to Kansas City. FYI, Madden logs nearly 100,000 miles a year on the Interstates, making him at least an honorary staffer of TheCarConnection, if not the mileage champion.
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