Tonight, You Scoot with the Fishes

May 5, 2006
Time for a little mental art. Okay, first, picture a scooter. Then picture a guy on the scooter. Then ram the scooter in the taxi. Funny? Wait, it gets better. Make sure the guy on the scooter is ursine Method actor James Gandolfini, better known as Tony Soprano (late of HBO’s The Sopranos). Out on a lark — or was it a Vespa? — in lower Manhattan, Gandolfini struck a taxi but wasn’t hurt in the incident. We picture all sorts of things: an angry exchange of Italian curse words, some fisticuffs, maybe the head of a Pakistani cab driver in a bag. But we still can’t get over the thought of Gandolfini on a…scooter. (What, the tricycle was in the shop?)
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