Domino’s Delivers Hot, Fresh…and Dead

You can get pizza in 30 minutes or less — and in Philadelphia, no surprise, you can also get a dead body if you know the right people. In this case, the right person is a Domino’s delivery dude who was making scratch on the side by using the same car to bring pies and dead guys to their final destinations. William Bethel, 24, initially was pulled over for driving without proper inspection tags and without a valid license in his 1993 Buick, reports TheSmokingGun.com. Bethel’s Buick contained hot pizzas as well as a stretcher that he used to transport bodies. The dual-use posed no legal problems, but Bethel did get $400 in fines for the tag and license problems. So…should we get Chinese, or pizza, or both?