California Girls Give Good Valet

It’s standard practice in Hollywood to ask your waitress what roles she’s auditioning for. But your valet? That’s the promise of California Girls Valet, which employs a squadron of 50 actress/models to perform the car-parking services for star-studded events that normally would be handled by acne-riddled teenage boys in red vests. The company, a spin-off from an L.A. valet outfit, promises sexy women in tank tops, Capri pants, and bikinis instead, as well as clean driving records and background checks. So whether you’re dropping a new record or spicing up a dour lesbian wedding in the Los Angeles area, get a quote at www.californiagirlsvalet.com and maybe your next party will have naughty schoolgirls grabbing the keys to your new Porsche.