This coupe really cooks. A 900-lb hyper-gorilla from Pontiac's sizzling
stable of muscle cars — one of the Grand Prix coupe models is a Daytona Pace car
replica — the 2000 Firebird can smoke just about any car on the road. Presenting
the driver, of course, with terrible choices: give in to the temptation and risk
a speeding fine, or mash the throttle in short spurts for the sheer joy of it
all. Fortunately, one can do both.
Not only does it feel like a brawny muscle car, the Firebird looks, sounds,
and acts like one. Slide the key into the ignition, step on the clutch, and a
glorious growly percussion fills the air. I recommend just sitting there
enjoying the uproar before you slip the stick into reverse or first, and take
off. After switching to second gear on this six-speed-plus-reverse manual
transmission coupe once you get rolling, the sound subsides and for the rest of
the ride you're accompanied by rather nice hi-fi sonics as you rip through the
gears.
Actually, I couldn't rip through as fast as I wanted. I found the manual
transmission a tad sticky. It didn't move from one gear to the next with the
kind of slickness girls prefer but I guess guys would have no problem. The
Firebird is available with a four-speed automatic transmission but us yahoos
don't want to be a wuss, right? Besides, that short leather-clad Hurst shifter
is part of the fun, and it's a short throw so any irritation at gear changing
wafts away once you're cruising.
Most Firebird buyers are male in the 35-year old range, but the beauty of
this model's elegant styling plus front air dams, side scoops, broad hood
shoulders, and a sleek rear spoiler, should appeal to women who want a really
sexy-looking car. This is probably Pontiac's best-looker if you get the optional
$3150 WS6 performance and handling package that includes a ram air induction
system, five-spoke 17-inch wheels, grippy speed-rated radials, low-restriction
dual outlet exhausts, a specially-tuned suspension and a power steering cooler
that does nothing to chill your ardor behind the wheel. The cooler's main
function is to bring down the operating temperature of the power steering fluid
though the somewhat trucky feel to the steering wheel would seem to preclude its
necessity.