How is one supposed to deport oneself in the presence of a force of
nature? For that, surely, was what I confronted last week in New Orleans as the
2003 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution sport sedan made its debut before a throng of
jaded journalists. With bolts of lightning searing the sky and torrents of water
gushing forth, flooding highways and pelting reporters, the Mitsubishi Evo
strode forth majestically and dominated the landscape.
The effect was positively Shakespearean, and it put me in mind of the
memorable parry between Glendower and Hotspur in Act Three of Henry IV, Part
1:
GLENDOWER: I say the earth did shake when I was
born.
HOTSPUR: And I say the earth was not of my
mind,
If you suppose as fearing you it shook.
GLENDOWER: The heavens were all on fire; the earth
did tremble. ... I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
HOTSPUR: Why, so can I, or so can any man,
But will they come when you do call for
them?
Where the Evo’s spirits are concerned, I can attest that
they most assuredly did come when called. This is not the common run of car, you
see. It is the raging, scarcely civilized version of one of the most dominating
actors on the world rally car stage. Far from obscuring its prowess, New
Orleans’ February monsoon did instead showcase the Evo’s uncanny knack for
distributing 271 turbocharged horsepower through four wheels in deplorable
conditions. The effect was positively exhilarating.
Misleading badges
Don’t let the “Lancer” badge mislead you, by the way. Although the Evo
uses the platform otherwise devoted to Mitsubishi’s humble and forgettable
commuter compact, any resemblance between the two ends precisely there. It’s
important to understand that the Evo is actually a means to an end for
Mitsubishi’s rally racing ambitions. According to rules promulgated by the
august Fédération International de l’Automobile, all
vehicles in certain World Rally Championship (WRC) classes must be homologated —
that is, they must be manufactured in sufficient numbers with street-legal
raiment and for public consumption. The result, in this case, is the Lancer
Evolution VII, the seventh in a winning series of Mitsubishi’s production-based
rally racers.