The Mercury Montego is an
easy car to hate. It’s blandly styled, plumply proportioned, and mundane in its
details. It’s a pretty big car with a pretty small powerplant, the suspension is
tuned as if it signed a non-aggression pact with
That doesn’t mean, however, that it's a car without virtues or attractions. Like the Ford Five Hundred with which it shares virtually everything, the Montego is a car built for people who don’t necessarily care about cars. Instead of offering the mechanical pleasures enthusiasts crave, it’s a vessel into which practically anyone’s life can be poured. It’s roomy, relatively economical, and it can be optioned to handle any weather and entertain any passengers. And it’s modestly priced with a starting base MSRP of just $24,430. In sum, it has nearly all the abilities, manners, and composure of a minivan without (at least some) of the family hauler stigma.
A barely remembered name
Back in 1968 Mercury introduced
the Montego name on its mid-size line of cars — brothers to Ford’s
The Montego is, like the Five Hundred, based on the same front- or all-wheel-drive platform Ford-owned Volvo designed to underpin its S60, S80, V70, V80, and XC90 sedans, wagons, and SUV. The distinguishing feature of the Five Hundred/Montego design is its relatively high seating positions and tall roof. Ford would probably like customers to think of this high driving perch as commanding and SUV-like… but it’s also an awful lot like a minivan’s driving position.
200.9 inches long overall on a 112.9-inch wheelbase, the Montego is anything but
small. It’s 4.1 inches longer than a Chrysler 300 (though the Chrysler rides on
a 120.9-inch wheelbase) and at 74.5 inches, it’s four-tenths of an inch wider.
It’s also, just coincidentally, a mere two-tenths of an inch shorter than its
minivan brother, the Mercury Monterey. The Montego’s tall proportions also
result in a massive 21.2-cubic foot trunk —
which is just 6.4 cubes behind the
Chrysler’s 300 is available with either rear- or all-wheel drive and with powerplants ranging up to the 6.1-liter, 425-horsepower HEMI V-8 in the SRT-8 version. In contrast every Montego, front- or all-wheel drive, is powered by a 3.0-liter, all-aluminum, DOHC, 24-valve Duratec V-6 generating a modest 203 horsepower. That’s 15 horsepower up over the 2.7-liter V-6 that’s the base engine in the fleet-ready 300, but 47 horsepower down from the 3.5-liter V-6 that’s the de facto base engine in 300s that wind up with retail customers.
Inner space, inner peace
This is a car clearly aimed at empty nesters determined to keep their nests drama-free. So the interior is feng shui placid with large button on the dash, a lot of storage cubbies strewn about and easily read and straightforward instrumentation. There’s nothing startling or disturbing in the interior design and there’s a lots of room. And buyers can opt for a roof-mounted DVD player if entertaining the rear passengers with something other the driver’s sparkling wit and sophisticated charm is necessary. Also if Mercury is going to put auto-up and auto-down on the driver’s side window, why can’t it put that feature on all four windows?
Of course there are all sorts of airbags strewn about as well. There’s something to be said, after all, for a vehicle that’s as easy to get in and out of as the Montego which doesn’t ask drivers of passenger to lower down into a seat getting in or climb up to get out.
But the quality of some interior panels and pieces is suspect; it just feels as some panels want to come off in your hand even if they actually didn’t. The fake gray wood is obviously fake and too gray, the fake metallic trim is only slightly more plausible and some of the gaps between panels are large and/or uneven. Nothing went wrong while I had the car, but this interior just seemed primed to age badly.
Drives like a minivan, too
With MacPherson struts up front and a multi-link independent system in the rear, it’s no surprise that the Montego Premier rides nicely atop its P225/55R-18 tires around 18-inch diameter, 15-spoke alloy wheels. The power rack-and-pinion steering even delivers decent feedback even if it isn’t particularly quick.
This isn’t a car that drives like a Volvo, despite its engineering heritage. It drives like a Toyota Sienna — only not as quick.
Go to any press introduction of a new minivan and during the marketing presentation the executive-on-hand will explain that while families with children are the vehicle’s largest prospective block of customers, older empty nesters are right behind them. It was at the press preview for the Kia Sedona minivan that I realized that the Mercury Montego is really a play for those wandering oldsters — it’s as many minivan virtues as possible shoved under the sheetmetal of a conservative sedan.
Maybe it’s a smart play too. After all the best-selling Mercury is still the Grand Marquis and that car is about as old-guy as an old-guy car can get. Hell, elements of its engineering date back to the 1965 model year. Sooner or later even the Grand Marquis will die, and when it does Mercury will have the Montego to pick up its market share.
Even though enthusiasts will continue to hate it.
2006 Mercury Montego Premier
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Engine: 3.0-liter V-6, 203 hp/205 lb-ft
Drivetrain: Six-speed automatic transmission, front-wheel drive
Length x width x height: 200.9 x 74.5 x 61.5 in
Wheelbase: 112.9 in
Curb weight: 3656 lb
EPA city/hwy: 21/29 mpg
Safety equipment: Dual front, side, and curtain airbags; four-wheel anti-lock disc brakes and traction control
Major standard equipment: Power windows/locks/mirrors; cruise control; CD player; keyless entry
Warranty: Three years/36,000 miles