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2007 Mercedes-Benz E320 Bluetec by Gary
Witzenburg (9/18/2006)
The world’s cleanest diesel, Benz promises.

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Beautiful manners,
obvious class, rippling V-8 power.

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Pricey enough
to make your husband worry about affording his girlfriend.

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Sure, take
all our joy away and order
the diesel instead
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Facelifts. Can we talk?
They can either be tiny scars behind the ears, or a totally obvious fright mask.
Remember when the dowager Taurus came back from the “day spa” in 2000 wearing a
tight, firm new Jaguar face? It wasn’t fooling anyone, now, was it?
The new
Benz E-Class shows the way to go
about things if you’re thinking post-middle-age improvements. The $69,300 E550 has
the subtle, deft touches you’d see on a Buckhead trophy wife — fitting
since the E-Class is the quintessential Buckhead trophy-wife car. If the driver
doesn’t outwardly, gauchely say “Look! I have taste and money now!” then
certainly, the E’s profile does it for them.
So,
proudly, Mercedes offers this seventh generation
of E-Class sedans — although Benz seems a little hazy on
whether this refresh consists of a new car or an interim step. It comes as an
E350 sedan or wagon, an E320 CDI diesel, a 507-hp E63 sedan or wagon, or as the
V-8-enhanced E550 we drove and loved from the moment it came out of
post-op.
A spotter’s
guide
Spotting a new E550 is easy
enough, to the surgically trained eye. The new front-end styling has a little
Cadillac crispness in its air dam, and clearly it’s learned the lesson of the
elegant CLS elsewhere, with laid-back headlamps, wide chrome ribs across the
trunk, and an overall relaxing of the E’s stately
demeanor.
From the
sideview, black B-pillars
borrow another cue from the CLS and muted the upright greenhouse even more,
while bigger wheel arches make the E seem to grab the ground more firmly.
The taillamps have been reshaped, too. And in the midst of the revamping, Mercedes
replaced a slew of panels — hood, front fenders, trunk lid, and
subframes — with aluminum pieces to reduce weight. Think of it as
automotive liposuction, minus the grotesque leftovers.
Our
test car also came outfitted with a Sport package that gives the E550 even more
visual bite. Blingy 18-inch wheels blend seamlessly in with the look, which
hunkers down with a lowered suspension, a deeper rear bumper and dual exhausts,
and LED taillamps.
Sounds of
refinement
Of course, the most refined
statement this Benz makes comes aurally. Sitting kind of regally in the middle
of the E-Class lineup, the E550 is flanked by its six-cylinder, 268-hp E320
sibling, and its hot-to-trot 507-hp E63 gal pal.
The E550 replaces the former E500
and strikes a beautiful balance of power and responsibility. With its new
32-valve, 5.5-liter V-8 spinning out 382 horsepower, the E550 never lacks for
power. But it rarely flaunts it, either. It’s capable of shooting to 60 mph in
5.4 seconds, and hitting a limited top speed of 130 mph, but it’s the velvety
around-town touch that will leave most of us wowed. Throttle down, a slick
machined growl erupts from the engine bay.
You can encourage more of this
great noise by flipping through the seven-speed automatic’s gears through its
gear lever “Touch Shift” function. And this is one case where a little goose is
socially acceptable, even encouraged. The automatic passes through ratios
breezily, and in truth it’s hard to tell how hard the V-8 is working unless it’s
seriously agitated.
In total
control
With so many sophisticated pieces
of hardware and software already in place, the E550 needed not much more than a
few touch-ups on its mechanicals. The current E borrowed liberally from the
S-Class in terms of its suspension design, adapting its five-link rear end in
aluminum but sharing much of its basic geometry.

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For
Sport editions, the E550 takes on shorter springs that lower its ride height.
Stiffer shocks and those flashy 18-inch wheels generate the better road feel,
and not much degradation in ride quality or steering. Benz’ Airmatic suspension
is standard on the E550 along with adaptive damping, which interfaces computers
with the shocks to respond to changing road conditions.
That’s how
the
E still comports itself in a way that other mid-size luxury sedans ape —
firm on the damping, cushy over middling bumps and capable of soaking up
great swaths of road without so much as a spot of Pellegrino erupting out of the
cupholders.
Logic and
luxury
The E-Class has been the social
climber of the Mercedes lineup, gradually learning how tasteful bits of luxury
could improve its standing. This year, it gets a bit more cultured with a minor
cabin revamp that integrates the automatic climate control a bit better. There’s
now a “max cool” button that regulates not your reputation but the ambient
temperature. And a furniture-like tambor roll hides the deep cupholders when
they’re not in use.
More good things are emanating
from the speakers. Like BMW, Benz has adopted a harman/kardon Logic 7 audio
system, in this case pumping out 420 watts of power and tied in with a six-CD
changer.
And the standard equipment list
gets a few add-ons that help to justify the E’s sticker price. A glass sunroof
is standard, as are ten-way power seats, auto-dimming mirrors, and a power
tilt/telescope steering wheel; heated and cooled seats are a new
option.
Toned, tanned and
taut
Touring
the
Napa countryside, the E550 impressed us
as most E-Class cars have. It feels instantly comfortable — a car you
could spend hours in, whether it’s cruising in the front seat, in full command
of the road and the destination, or in the back seat doing whatever comes to
mind (day trading, changing into heels, finishing the final paragraphs of a
long-overdue road test, or all three).
Other
publications have called the E-Class the
best vehicle you can buy, or the best vehicle they’ve ever tested. All that
may have been true, but the E-Class is even better now — and the $70,000
nip and tuck it does on your bank account is one procedure you’ll never
regret.
And no, in case you're
wondering, no we haven't.
2007 Mercedes-Benz
E550
Base
price:
$69,300
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Engine:
5.5-liter V-8, 382 hp/391 lb-ft
Transmission:
Seven-speed automatic, rear-wheel drive
Length x width
x height: 191.0 x 71.7 x 58.4 inches
Wheelbase:
112.4 inches
Curb
weight: 3885 lb
Fuel economy (EPA city/hwy): 15/23 mpg
Safety
equipment: Dual front, side, and curtain airbags; anti-lock
brakes; stability and traction control; active head restraints
Major standard
equipment: Dual-zone climate control; power
locks/windows/mirrors; power sunroof; AM/FM/CD player
Warranty:
Four
years/50,000 miles