You review the
Benz CL-Class
I am not going to apologize. I am going to explain. It
certainly isn't because I expect to persuade anyone into parting with $90,000
for an automobile that I take up the subject of Mercedes-Benz's CL500 touring
coupe. It goes without saying that 99 percent of the folks reading (and writing)
this are categorically unable to spend that much on a car. Of the remaining one
percent who can afford to, half of them are too calculating to do such a thing
while the other half will blithely fork out for this very conspicuously
consuming showpiece in spite of anything I have to say.
I
happen to believe, however, that there is a role for the elite in our world, and
it is primarily to establish benchmarks or standards of achievement. I also
happen to believe that "elite" is not automatically synonymous with "best" when,
in fact, elite more accurately signifies rare sophistication. Among autos, the
CL500 is undoubtedly rare and inarguably sophisticated. Regardless of
pocketbook, any auto enthusiast will benefit from an experience of driving the
CL, because ever after he or she will know how well every other vehicle measures
up to the CL's lofty standard. Moreover, he or she will know how fleeting, even
impossible, it is to be the very best at anything.
Not
that Mercedes-Benz hasn't tried exceptionally hard to make its CL-Class coupe
the best in the world. Actually, there are three of them: the CL500 deploys a
5.0-liter V-8; the CL55 uses the same V-8 with a bit longer piston-stroke to
displace 5.5 liters; and the 2001 CL600 debuts a stunning new V-12 that
displaces 5.8 liters. Horsepower figures range from 302 to 354 to 362,
respectively. Base prices likewise jump from $87,500 to $99,500 to $117,200,
giving the CL500 a dubious opportunity to claim "entry level" status in such
august company.