LAS VEGAS — This is probably the only place on the planet where this
outrageous truck will not turn heads. It totally fits in with the
gorge-all-you-want $2.95 buffets, the sequin-struck locals, and the cha-ching
background sounds that alternately lure and drive away tourists like an aural
tide.
The limited-edition SVT Lightning might seem a strange creature. But it’s
logical, when you consider how much the average aftermarket aficionado spends on
their vehicles outside the showroom. You could buy a truck for 20 grand and
spend about that much making it go and look good, and still not have the
handling and stopping power of the Lightning.
And in your Lightning, you’ll be almost alone. While GM produces faux
racer versions of their small Chevy and GMC trucks, and Dodge gives us the
Dakota R/T with their biggest engine, compared to the F-150 Lightning, these
lowered trucks are just eye candy. They’re tuned to handle well at the expense
of some load-carrying capability, but with a screaming supercharged engine, the
Lightning more than delivers on its visual promise. (And it delivers on the
towing front — more on that later.)
The only truck that came close to Ford's ass-plus-everything hauler was
GMC's short-lived Syclone, a brief highlight from GM in the troubled early ‘90s.
A compact truck strapped around a powerful turbo V-6, the
Syclone was nothing if not entertaining. It begat a sport-ute Typhoon sibling,
too, but both signed off not long after they were signed off for production.
Basic instincts
Today, the Lightning is the only factory-produced bragging-rights machine.
Usually, projects like these don’t really pay off, except in PR fantasies.
Thusly, when you’re making a limited-audience truck, you’re usually forced to
make some low-budget choices. To bring costs down, SVT decided that Lightning
should only come in one configuration: as a standard cab, likely because of its
sportier image, lighter weight, and shorter wheelbase.