You review the '02 Town and Country
OCEAN SPRINGS,
Miss. —
It’s hour eleven of a thirteen-hour road trip. Six other
passengers are stowed safely in back, all but one asleep. A light’s on in back
in case one wakes up; a bottle of water sits patiently in a cupholder for
another. And as Tropical Storm Barry slaps water at the windshield in gallon
waves, the Town and Country needles effortlessly through the darkness.
It’s
here, somewhere between New Orleans and the panhandle of Florida, that I realize
the essential goodness of the minivan and Chrysler’s mastery of it. Only a
minivan could handle a duty like this. And even if every family doesn’t always
need seven-passenger capabilities, it’s the special occasions like vacation
shuttling that makes the minivan the hands-down winner in utility and
driveability.
And
when it comes to the Town and Country, you can add luxury to the list of
superlatives. It is the ne plus ultra
of minivans, if the prosaic machines ever needed a foreign description. And
while Honda may be stealing some of Chrysler’s innovation thunder, what with its
gymnastic foldaway back seat, Chrysler has undoubtedly the most luxurious one on
the market, all $35,185 of it.
All-access pass
Minivans
are about access – getting people and things inside, stowing them properly for
safe and secure travel, and disgorging them without the limb-mangling antics
required of a fewer-doored vehicle. The Chrysler vans have enough doors and
power feature to ensure that’s never an issue: two sliding side doors can be
powered, as can the tailgate. And though you might deem both a frilly
unnecessary accessory, try closing them all during a blinding tropical rainstorm
from a dry condo. The only downside is the school-bus-like beeping the tailgate
emits before it closes — reinforcing the notion that minivan drivers are also
qualified to pilot public transportation.