I’m a
child of the TV age, raised on reruns of everything from The Jeffersons
to Love, American Style. So when Chevy said they were bringing by
their Venture minivan with the Warner Bros. Package, I was half-expecting it to
show up in my driveway with a talking rooster, a giant hammer complete with
retracting fist, and a ton of Acme dynamite. Thufferin’ thuccotasth!
Alas,
nothing so wily or speech-impaired appeared. No bright colors or rowdy theme
music either, just a sedately handsome minivan with small WB logos on its flanks
and some entertaining features inside. And that’s a victory. The pronounced lack
of “look at me” decoration is a testament to how far GM’s come in the race for
tastefulness – and for minivan excellence.
Renovation successful
Hark back with us if you will to 1990, when GM
introduced its first true minivans - the Pontiac TranSport, Chevrolet Lumina,
and Oldsmobile Silhouette – to a resounding “Huh?” Not only had GM missed the
mark set by Chrysler’s class leaders, they brought forth plastic-bodied
creations that could have used another round at Tom’s Rhinoplasty. Strange
styling and a lackluster powertrain hamstrung them in showrooms while the
Chryslers kept their hawklike grip on more than 60 percent of minivan sales.
Mercifully,
the minivans were redone in 1997. GM had learned a lesson well: they switched to
sheetmetal at the Doraville, Ga., assembly plant, uprated the powerplant, and
toned down the spacey look. Handsome and well equipped, the new vans have made a
bigger impact with buyers.
Though
the Chryslers, the Ford Windstar and now the Honda Odyssey are getting all the
buzz now, the Venture’s a solid choice, mainly because it offers all sorts of
choices in seats, doors and safety. As far as seating arrangements go, you can
order everything from eight-passenger benches to captain’s chairs for four;
Chevy offers a third-row stowable seat (which we weren’t able to sample), and
make the seats flip, fold, and hold more cups than your kids’ bladders can. The
seven-passenger model we tried was comfortable for adults in the front five
positions; the back two seats aren’t shaped too badly, but long legs will
suffer. The seats tend to feel flat after an hour or so, and in the Warner Bros.
Edition, they’re leather covered, which means sliding around those commuting
curves.