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It’s a little weird that one of the best musclecars you can buy happens to be a truck. But there’s just no getting around it: Chevy’s 390-hp SSR “super sport” retractable hardtop pickup is closest in configuration (beefy full-frame chassis, huge 6.0-liter V-8 engine, rear-wheel drive) road feel (heavy; brutally powerful) and sheer outrageousness to a ’60s-era big-block mauler of any new vehicle available today.
That’s not how Chevy markets the ’40s-themed, retro-styled SSR, of course, but take a turn behind the wheel and see for yourself. Under the hood lies a blunderbuss of an engine, massive and gleefully overpowered with nearly 400 easy horsepower on tap and so much torque (405 lb-ft) that heroic power slides from the curb and tire-barking 1-2 upshifts as you screech out of the Mickey Dee’s parking lot are as easy as stomping on the gas pedal.
Even with humungous 20-inch rear wheels and 40-Series
Goodyear tires — eons removed from an original muscle car’s tenuous F60
bias-plys on 14-inch steelies —it’s still a simple matter of putting your left
foot on the brake for just a moment while simultaneously standing on the
accelerator and holding the engine against the converter, letting the revs
build. In a moment, the huge V-8 overpowers the brakes, the tires break loose,
and off you go in an eye-watering haze of blue-white smoke and smoldering
Sizzling accelerationThe ’05 SSR is capable of sizzling 5.4-second 0-60 times —
impressive by any standard but even more so when you reflect on the Pro Bowl
linesman 5000-lb curb weight of this vehicle. It’s roughly 1500 pounds heavier
than a new Corvette yet it’s still quicker than just about anything short of
one. It will stay hard on the bumper of a Neon SRT-4 and is only 3-4 tenths of a
second behind a new Mustang GT. (Maybe Steve McQueen needs to rethink his
But once the needle slips past 100, the SSR begins to feel more like the full-frame muscle cars of the past than a billet aluminum and hydroformed ’Vette — a machine that’s as smooth as Billy Dee Williams, even at 130-plus. The SSR will also go very fast, if you dare — but it’s not really happy in the land of triple digits, at least not beyond quick blasts on straight roads with lots visibility and plenty of time to drop the ’chutes and haul her down. There’s a fair amount of drift at speed, and you need a firm hand on the wheel to keep it tracking straight — again very much like a classic-era muscle car.
All that weight, the body-on-frame construction, and a profile that’s not exactly wind-cheating render the SSR better suited to furious blasts from stoplight to stoplight than top-end hauling. But the big lug stops with confidence thanks to high-capacity disc brakes all around and actually handles reasonably well unless you get mental and forget you are driving a truck — heavily modified for sure, but still, essentially, a truck — with as much dead weight to lop around the corners as a full-size SUV.
Still, the SSR’s passing gear prowess is not to be missed and it’s hard to surpass. Kick it down to second, then wind the LS2 V-8 (more or less the same engine used in the ’05 Corvette) to the edge of the electronic fuel cutoff just past 6500 rpm. You’ll slingshot forward like an old Biscayne with a JATO rocket bolted to the roof. Also amusing: The “torque-o-meter” in the secondary gauge cluster mounted on the console just ahead of the shifter. It reads from zero to 400 lb-ft to let you know just exactly how much twist is being put to the pavement at any given moment. It’s handy in terms of letting you rev the engine to its precise torque peak of 4400 rpm before dumping the clutch (six-speed models) or holeshotting the converter (automatics) for the quickest 0-60 and 1/4-mile ETs.
Not cheap, but what power is?
At $42,430 the SSR is not cheap fun like most of the old muscle cars were back in the day. But on the upside, there is absolutely nothing like it on the road at any price. It has a show-car body that draws more stares than a jackknifed semi and the retractable hardtop is both cool just to open and close in front of a crowd as well as snug and tight in the winter time in a way that no soft-top convertible can ever hope to be.