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WTF: Giant Monkey Is Gibbon Phoenix Police The Runaround

WTF: Giant Monkey Is Gibbon Phoenix Police The Runaround

We don't mean to alarm anyone, but we have it on good authority that there's a giant monkey zipping around Phoenix in a Subaru Outback. The police have taken dozens of radar photos of this chump breaking speed limits, and they've ticketed the car's owner, Dave Vontesmar, but as anyone can plainly... read more

September 10, 2009 by  - 1
 
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Spoiled Teen Is REALLY Unhappy With His First Truck

The teen years aren't easy ones. Most of us are crippled by peer pressure, the desire to fit in, and endless waves of surging hormones. As a result, teenagers can be jerks... read more July 8, 2009 by  8


 
2010 Chumpcar Texas Motor Speedway

Dealer's Employees Taking Your Quarters, Watching Your Porn

Nothing is quite as insulting as when a customer's complaint isn't taken seriously. "Excuse me, sir, but your employee spat in my coffee!" Nothing. "M'am, he refuses to give... read more July 8, 2009 by  0


 
'Unsolicited Proposals to Detroit' from 'Lunchbreath'

Unsolicited Proposals: Cartoonist Pitches Marketing Ploys To Detroit

Every armchair CEO on the planet has suggestions for Detroit these days. Most of their ideas are big-picture, obvious things--like, "Make stuff people want to buy" or "Make... read more July 7, 2009 by  0


 
'Cars That Fly' from Mechanix Illustrated, October 1958

Ad Flashback: Cars That Fly (1958)

For those who find all that talk of hybrids and electric vehicles and charging infrastructure taking over the world just a little too pie-in-the-sky, here's some fodder to... read more July 7, 2009 by  0


 
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Video Break: A Timeless Tale Of DeLorean Lust

Because (a) everyone we know is in standby mode, waiting for holiday festivities to begin, and because (b) we forgot to post this a couple of weeks ago when the episode first... read more July 2, 2009 by  0


 
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Videogame Brought To Life: Street Fighter's Ryu Mauls Car With Bare Hands

Ever fantasized about ripping up a car with your bare hands? Ever fantasized about doing that while dressed as a Ryu, a popular character from the old-skool Capcom videogame... read more June 29, 2009 by  3


 
Volkswagen Scirocco R (European model), Catskill Mountains, NY, Dec 2013

The Coolest Car In Draganesti-Vlasca

Ah, Romania: home of quirky mid-century art, bloody communist repression, gypsies, and Dracula. Just like the textbooks say, it's a land of contrasts. Case in point: this... read more June 29, 2009 by  0


 
Tesla Roadster + Tila Tequila

Matchmaker Special: Blind Dates Now Come With Tesla Roadster

Millionaires of America (formerly known as Billionaires of America): are you LONELY tonight? Need a HOT date? Also need a HOT, fully electric roadster? STOP waiting for love... read more June 25, 2009 by  0


 
Shanghai homage to the Transformers' 'Bumblebee'

Transformer Watch: Flight Of The Bumblebee (And The Almost-Bumblebees)

We would've loved to have been a fly on the wall at this planning meeting in Shanghai: "Okay, everybody loves the Transformers, right? So let's do a big parade for... read more June 23, 2009 by  0


 
Maisto's Lamborghini Murcielago, encrusted with Swarovski crystals

Crystal-Studded Lamborghini Fit For A (Drag) Queen

Do you crave the questionable status boost that comes with owning a supercar? Love the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 but can't manage its $300,000+ price tag? Well, for the... read more June 16, 2009 by  0


 
'Biggest Bankruptcies in History' via GOOD and Always With Honor

Graphic: Biggest Bankruptcies In History

Lots of people are complaining about the General Motors bankruptcy--at least the part about the federal government's multi-billion-dollar involvement in it. As a matter of... read more June 11, 2009 by  0


 
2009 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport

Bugatti On A Budget?

Once upon a time, only Russian plutocrats could only dream of sitting behind the wheel of a real Bugatti Veyron, but times have changed thanks to a little something we like... read more June 11, 2009 by  0


 
2015 Mercedes-Benz E Class 2-door Coupe E400 RWD Side Exterior View

Drifting Away: Mercedes-Benz E-Class Hearse Put To The Test

Driving hearses for pleasure has been popular for a while--at since The Munsters hit the airwaves with their unforgettable Munster Mobile and "Drag-u-la". It's nice to see... read more June 10, 2009 by  0


 
Ferrari Nettop from Computex 2009

Ferrari Nettop Simultaneously Awesome And Useless

If we were more hardcore in our nerdishness, we would've jumped a ship and found a way to last week's Computex convention in Taipei, Taiwan. But we're just softcore nerds, so... read more June 9, 2009 by  0


 
Someone doesn't like his Range Rover Sport HSE

Link Love From The Car Connection: Car Gadgets, An Angry Range Rover Owner, And Amazing Motorcycle Maneuvering

♦  Hate your car? Tired of making endless repairs? We've all been there. However, few of us have taken the ballsy step of plastering our car with lettering like "If... read more June 4, 2009 by  0


 

 
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