Are you tired of seeing worthless nobodies achieve fame and fortune just for doing tequila shots in front of a national audience? Do you fly off the handle every time someone "disrespects" you? Are you not here to make friends?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, have we got an opportunity for you, courtesy of Bunim/Murray Productions -- the same people who turned Khloe Kardashian into a household name (how else would that've happened?) and made a spectator sport out of what most people call having a roommate. Bunim/Murray is now casting for Revved Up, an undoubtedly groundbreaking new reality show that is geared toward gearheads and OCD design freaks.
According to a short email that came thisclose to landing in our spam folder, producers are searching for " the country’s biggest car design fanatics... Our casting directors are looking for anyone who‘s ready to impress a leading car manufacturer with their car design skills and we’d love your help spreading the word to car/design enthusiasts everywhere."
And so, we're spreading. Who says we don't do as we're told?
Is your curiosity piqued? Are you at least 21 years old? Then visit the show's submission page and tell producers why you'd be a great fit for Revved Up. (Pro tip: a huge ego and judicious use of grammatical errors may give you an edge in the selection process.)
You'll also need to submit a couple of photos. Consider taking one with a vehicle you've designed. And for heaven's sake, don't forget the duckface.