OnStar's "Monster Dodger" service. Image: GM Corp.Enlarge Photo
Every year, come Halloween, there's talk about zombie outbreaks. And while such an undead invasion has yet to come to fruition in this writer's lifetime, you just never know when one might take place. This Halloween, OnStar is going to provide Monster Dodger services to all its customers.
OnStar says Halloween is a fun holiday and its Monster Dodger service is just that--fun. But what happens if that fun turns to mayhem tonight? If you turn the corner and see a zombie headed your way, we highly suggest hitting that blue button. OnStar will provide you the location of the nearest reported monsters so you can avoid them at all costs.
The Monster Dodger service will not be reserved for zombies. The service will also include vampires, werewolves, witches, ghosts, and any other ghouls that cause havoc tonight.
If tonight does not turn out to be the zombie apocalypse, OnStar will help you find the nearest costume shop for little Johnny or the grocery store for more candy.
While we haven't had a zombie attack yet, we here at The Car Connection are glad to hear OnStar is ready and willing to help should such an event arise.