Now that Twitter's exploding with the latest installment of Anthony Weiner's unfortunate social-media escapade, we knew you'd need a late-afternoon break.
Here's a dog driving a car. We'd call it ghost-riding, but he's more clearly in control of the vehicle than some auto journalists we could name.
We're no experts in Portuguese, but the YouTube video's title says it all (we think): "Dorgas? Larguei! Agora sou motorista" in part says, "now I am a driver," which sounds to us like the canine world's version of a bar mitzveh blessing.