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Man Gets High On Fake Weed, Leads Cops On Chase To Save Girlfriend From Aliens

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UFO over road. Image by Markusram.

UFO over road. Image by Markusram.

Richard Donald Blanscet's Wednesday night antics should vault him to Internet stardom. Why? He got high on Mr. Nice Guy "synthetic marijuana" then hopped into his burgundy Jaguar to save his girlfriend from an alien invasion--after hearing Dr. Phil's voice in his head. Along the way he sparked a 120-mph police chase.

Richard Blanscet. Photo via Salisbury Post.

Richard Blanscet. Photo via Salisbury Post.

It all went down in Rowan County, North Carolina last night. With cops, fire trucks, and EMS personnel already at his house after he reacted poorly to his fake weed, Blanscet heard Dr. Phil, speaking in a high-pitched voice, alert him that America was being invaded by aliens. Not one to shirk his duty, he immediately hopped into his burgundy Jaguar (no model mentioned in the report), nearly hitting an EMS vehicle, and streaked across the county at 100-120 mph, cops in tow, to save his girlfriend from the presumably grey-skinned hordes.

As a bonus, the chase led through the classic B-movie scenes: a cemetery, a church, and a field, before eventually ending in a crash at an intersection. Blanscet told police he didn't stop for the cars chasing him because when he saw the lights, he "realized the invasion was real and the cops were on it."

Moral of the story: don't listen to Dr. Phil.

[Sailsbury Post, Markusram]

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Comments (13)
  1. It means cops can't save Richard... Am I right?
    Mathew Thomas
     
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  2. Wow, that's some heavy duty fake weed. Alien invasion, car chase, saving the girl, cops are on it with the aliens trying to stop him. That's a Hollywood plot if I ever heard one. I'd go watch that movie!
     
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  3. This guy no doubt had physiological problems before he stated using fake weed.
     
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  4. synthetic NOT fake....Designer Weed...
    Some designer drugs are great. But this weed seems mental. MDMA is one of the best designer drugs out there. Some of it's derivatives are also great.
    BUT with ALL drugs.
    Only take rarely.. in small ammounts and ALWAYS know what you are taking.
     
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  5. weed is lame, who wants to hallucinate anyway
     
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  6. I think the moral is : No more Mr. Nice Guy!
     
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  7. the fake weed is an "herbal blend" that usually has an added chemical, which are different varieties of JWH. Some types have been made illegal, but they can just tweak it to bypass most bans.
    It is a very potent chemical that targets the same things that thc do, it was created at a university in south carolina to find alternatives to using THC. Dose sizes are very small, usually not much more than a grain or two of sand-size. Smoking large amounts will undoubtedly cause 'bad trips' and panic attacks.
     
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  8. GOOD
     
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  9. I've smoked the REAL thing for about 40 years - often in massive quantities - and often drove a care afterward. NEVER had an accident. No points on my license. No psychotic episodes. Held down a job as a computer systems engineer, designing some highly complex systems. The problem isn't marijuana. It's a heavy handed government that has created a market for REALLY dangerous substances, and moronic people who believe the crap they are told.
     
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  10. The dude was obviously demented before he got high.
     
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  11. You guys are forgetting one very important factor, the NC factor! folks in NC are pretty much like that wether they take drugs or not, ask anyone!
     
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  12. SMH just give up on life
     
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  13. maybe he was drunk
     
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