Then you're probably going to say something along the lines of, "I love it!" or "I don't see the point." Yes, it's that polarizing.
There's also the issue that, yes, the Crosstour's proportions tend to look slightly…goofy, for lack of a better word, at first glance. But with a few walkarounds and the time to let the design settle, it works surprisingly well, and grew on this reviewer even if the purpose didn't. Despite what some other reviewers have said, we think the blunt grille and rather aggressive front-end styling go together quite well with the also very upright tail. And the Crosstour's unusual roofline? You'll warm up to it.
If a few things don't bother you, that is. In back, the roofline not only curves downward but also inward, making it surprisingly confining for headroom (although it's actually okay for six-footers). In the cargo area the low roofline takes its toll on usability; there's not really enough height for a medium-size dog kennel, and at about two and a half feet wide at its narrowest point, between the intrusive strut towers, you'll be hard-pressed to fit a smallish dresser back there. And the rearward visibility is difficult, if you don't use some help from the rear camera system that comes with the optional nav system.
Get behind the wheel, and you'll find that the 2010 Crosstour drives somewhat like the Accord sedan but with a heavier, more deliberate feel that's a step in the opposite direction of the nimble feel we've praised the Accord sedan for in the past. The 271-horsepower, 3.5-liter V-6 moves the Crosstour plenty quick, but you're going to feel that weight in stop-and-go traffic. It steers well and has reasonably good body control on a curvy road, but there's quite a bit more fore-aft motion during hard braking or strong acceleration than we remember from the Accord. The transmission hesitates to downshift when coming out of a corner, yet it holds lower gears for longer than needed during light acceleration. There's no manumatic function in the Crosstour—either in terms of steering-wheel paddles or a separate shift gate—so it's apparent Honda isn't counting on buyers being hotfoots or picking the Crosstour as a substitute for, say, an Acura RDX.
You're also not likely to see mileage figures much better than the Pilot SUV. Over a week and about 120 miles of suburban errand-running, we barely managed 19 mpg in the Crosstour (the EPA rating is 18 mpg city, 27 highway with FWD, 17/25 with AWD). The Toyota Venza is offered with a base 182-horsepower, 2.7-liter four-cylinder engine in addition to a 268-hp V-6, but the Accord Crosstour is only offered in V-6 form.
While it weighs about the same as its primary rival, the Toyota Venza, the 2010 Honda Crosstour is about 300 pounds heavier than a V-6 Accord sedan and an eyebrow-raising 650 pounds heavier than a four-cylinder Accord sedan. The Accord Crosstour is 7.6 inches higher than the Accord sedan and rides a couple of inches higher, though its six inches of official ground clearance are about the same as the sedan's.