2009 Smart Passion coupe, offered on eBayEnlarge Photo
Yes, it's a 2009 Smart ForTwo that's been ... ummm ... customized. Yes, those are wide whitewalls and teeny-weeny baby moons. Yes, that's two-tone red and black paint.
And, yes, that's a surfboard on the roof. Note that it is NOT included in the purchase price.
If the Lollypop Guild went to the beach after taking too many drugs, we think this is what they would drive. It has only 1,334 miles. And it is--thankfully--the only one in the world.
If you want it, you have roughly three days to bid for it on eBay. Be prepared to bid north of six grand. Or you can buy it now for $17,000.
From the listing: "Gets more attention than you can imagine!" Yes, we imagine it does.
Be the only one on your block to ... oh, never mind.