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Millionaires of America (formerly known as Billionaires of America): are you LONELY tonight? Need a HOT date? Also need a HOT, fully electric roadster? STOP waiting for love and roadsters to find you and call Chris Stelmack, matchmaker to the...well, not stars, but really well-off guys. For a mere $250,000, you'll get face-time with a woman from Chris' little black book, plus a Tesla Roadster. Like, to KEEP. (The Tesla, not the woman. Although you never know.) Cheapskates: the line for Blind Date starts here.