So, Chris Brown has been spotted with a Bugatti Veyron, which raises three questions:
♦ Is there any justice in this world? (Answer: no.)
♦ Can we trust a source that misspells "Buggati"? (Answer: for now.)
♦ What do you call a guy who slugs his girlfriend in the face? "Domestic abuser" sounds wrong, since Brown and Rihanna were in a Lamborghini at the time. "Auto abuser" sounds filthy. Since this is a family publication, how's about we just leave it at "asshat"?