1932 Ford Rat RodEnlarge Photo
7) 1932 Ford Rat Rod: It started life, maybe, as an old Ford two-door. Since then it's been tuned and rebuilt to resemble a Hanna Barbera show car, possibly with Slash at the helm (note the skull). This sumbitch's tough enough to park outside a ZZ Top concert even if you're prepubescent or David Archuleta.
2008 Mazda Furai conceptEnlarge Photo
8) Mazda Furai: We're supposed to believe that this is a concept car from Mazda, which is never going to be built and maybe the streets are safer as a result. Still, we're checking the security system on the garage, to make sure this one doesn't eat our Jetta Sportwagen alive. It's too tempting.
2008 Lamborghini Murcielago ReventonEnlarge Photo
9) Lamborghini Murcielago Reventon: It's the most menacing, fastest car ever built in Sant'Agata Bolognese, and there's something about its cut-and-folded front end that is either demanding that we sign up for driving lessons, or that it is the real Zodiac killer. Does anyone speak Italian? No? Crap.
2008 Maserati GranTurismoEnlarge Photo
10) Maserati GranTurismo: This two-door is based on Ferrari mechanicals and frankly, even without the glorious hand-me-down engine, it kind of threatens our manhood, which makes us look angry but feel masculine all at the same time. We hereby challenge the GranTurismo to an arm-wrestling match. No decoy farting allowed.