One Panamera...two Panamera
...hold on, we're feeling a Latin rhythm here.
Has the Governator really given up his now infamous HUMMERs
? I mean, that would be like Bill Clinton giving up cigars, right? A man's gotta have a trademark.
Apparently at least a few of you remember who Cher is, why she also owns a HUMMER
, and care enough to vote in our off-year ballots. May Liberty shower her blessings on you - or just agree to shower with you.Meanwhile, Ahnuld's Golden State is suing automakers
, including Toyota and Honda, for damages stemming from greenhouse-gas emissions. Predictably, they didn't name Taco Bell to the suit, even though everyone knows it produces far more toxic gases.Sebring
! And you said Chrysler had lost its derring-do! (What exactly is derring-do
Our Franco file overfloweth with next week's Paris show previews
. There's Mondeo, Touareg, and the only traditionally named superhero, the Avenger. We'll be reporting through sweat-soaked suits from the Expo on Thursday--stay tuned if you can stand the perspiration.
We're so cranky you'd think we hate everything about cars, but in truth, it's only really six things we hate
. Seven, if you count goofy names.
Given that Ford's Edge will wear a pricetag of less than $26,000
, and the Lincoln version is going to sticker below $35,000, and that gas prices are dropping to $2, calculate how soon it will take Ford to revert to truck-based utes if demand allows. Show your work.What's a little pot and mushrooms between friends
? Okay, now multiply that by about 5 and throw in some Louisiana state police and Willie Nelson. The sitcom pilot practically writes itself.