The holidays are here - and greedy little elves that we are,  TheCarConnection's editors gave you our gotta-have gift list last week.

Then our spies chimed in.

"We're tired of waiting out in the desert for a shot of the new Dacia Logan's nose! We want TiVo!" And other such yammering.

So we told them, with all those hours they spend in the bushes, to take a pen and paper and tell Santa what they wanted under their trees. Of course, what's mostly under trees is them - but no matter. After a week of no answers, we found this list taped to a cactus somewhere outside of Death Valley:

Camouflage cover, $unattainable

Camouflage Tape  |  

photo by Jeremy Kupfer for Brenda Priddy & Company